DANG...I thought that bootie call dude was going away. BOY was I wrong. So a few nights ago I get a late night text from him once again. He ask me if he can come over and see me. WHY IN THE WORLD DID I SAY YES???? LOL Lets just say it was peer pressure or a lack of blood flow to my brain lol. So after I took a shower I texted him back and said he could come over. He showed up, and I led him to the couch, and I sat on the other couch. We talked for a minute and he said "aren't you going to give me the grand tour?" I'm thinking to myself....Umm your in a 1 bedroom apartment...what GRAND tour are you talking about lol! So I got up and pointed to my kitchen and dinning room. He said what about your bedroom. CRAP!!! OOOOKKK. So I walk him to my room and stand in front of the door and say "this is my room." And of course he tries to come all the way in and I stopped him and say I don't allow men into my bedroom. He looks at me funny then smiles and turns around. So we go back in the living room and sit down. He told me that I changed and I seem to be mean. I told him, "your just recognizing that I'm much more wiser and not so young minded like I was years ago." We continued to talk about how he dawged me out. He seemed to have a memory problem because he didn't agree with anything I said. I told him that I was celibate, and that I had been for 5 years now. As the conversation died down we started looking at tv and were watching the movie (Orphan). All of a sudden he gets up and decides to come sit on the couch next to me. And I'm thinking to myself "Awww MAN not this crap." lol. He sits next to me and continues to watch the movie. After about 15 minutes he looks at me and says "can I have a kiss." With wrinkles in my forehead I look at him and say "NO." He ask why not. (I swear some men are just born with at stupid chip that turns on unexpectantly and they just say dumb stuff.)I said we are friends remember. And said friends can kiss. Now I know for sure he came over of for some bootie. AND YOUR NOT GETN IT BUDDY! Then he had the nerve to say "we've already kissed and had sex in the past, so what's the big deal." Ummm can you not hear DUMB A$$ lol. "I just told you, I've been celibate for 5 years. What makes you think I'd break that FOR YOU!" He couldn't answer me. So we stop talking and he starts to fall asleep and starts snoring. So I jump up and say time to go. Can you believe he has the nerve to ask me if he can stay the night lol. I just laugh and say "BYE!!" I walk him to the door and he leans in toward me and tries to kiss me and I push his face back and give him a hug and close the door. He calls me on the phone and says I'm still sitting in the parking lot in case you changed your mind lol. Once again I say "GOOD BYE" LOL. I'll finish the rest of that story later, but before I end this post I'd like to just say two words......WHY ME?
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