Seat Belts

Ok.....I can't be the only chick on the planet suffering from what I like to call SEAT BELT HELL lol! WTH man?? I understand they were created for our safety, but they sure don't work for short women with big breast!

Every morning when I strap myself into my car and drive to work, I realized that every 5 to 10 seconds I'm pushing the belt down from under my freaken chin. It just continues to slide up over my breast. GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! It makes me so freaken irritated. YES I am a girl with big breast...but I know I'm not the only one in the world. And just in case some of you are reading this and want to ask me if I make sure the height is adjusted, that would be a big fat YES! It still does the same darn thing. I pretty much get choked by seat belt every freaken time I drive LOL! This has been with every car I've owned by the way. And don't respond to this post and tell me to put a pillow on my seat. My butt has enough cushion as it is LMBO!!

(I'll be honest and say most of the time I drive I don't wear it unless I'm on the free way or have people with me in the car lol!) I know its sad but its the truth. The other thing I do sometimes is tuck the part that is suppose to go across my chess under my left arm but that's really uncomfortable too. So what is a CHICK TO DO??

So I wanted to know who invented the seat belt for vehicles and decided to look it up on the Internet and of course it was a FLAT CHESTED MAN lol! Fellas....let me tell ya....yall are hella lucky. If any man experiences problems like this, please reply to this post, I would love to hear your story. For now I guess I'll continue to be chocked out by my car. I don't have a man so somebody has to keep me in check LOL!!!! Whew....I crack myself up. Till next time my fellow readers. Have a great weekend!!

I'm BACK!!

Hello Everyone! Yes Yes Yes, Ms Easy 2 Love is back. A few people who I didn't even know read my blog asked why I stopped and if I was ever going to start it up again. I've received such great comments on my writting that it has even convinced me to write a book. I will tell you guys more about that in a future post. But anyway....So much has happened since I've been gone. So I'm going to do the quickest summary to let you guys know where I am today. Ok are you ready? Here we go.......
In February of this year (2011) I decided to give online dating one more try. I ran back into a guy I met online on the same dating site 3 years ago. We never met. We just talked on the phone every day. At the time he lived in North Carolina and I was still her in California. But the distance between us tore us apart and we stopped talking. I had never forgotten about this guy. So when he found me online again on the same dating site, it all SEEMED like fate lol!He now lived in Dallas Texas. (By the way Texas is my home state) We started talking. I flew down to see him. It was heaven and thought my husband had finally found me. Then a Tornado hit in Alabama which is where he's from and our relationship took a turn. The beautiful conversations of spending our lives together slowly diminished. In a nut shell, he turned into a Jerk, ripped my heart out, swallowed it whole and stopped calling LOL (I'm glad I can laugh about that now, because it sure wasn't funny when it happened LOL!!) I went through a short period of heart break but now Im better. Next I decided to start the Jenny Craig diet. I lost 35 pounds and have gained back 35 as of today LOL. (Yes...I know this is sad, The food was expensive! The minute I stopped eating it, that weight rushed back on). Oh and I'm still single & celibate...Duh LOL! Whew.... now that we got that out of the way stay tunned for new post coming to you soon. I will try my best to blog once a week so that you make it a habbit to come read the new post on the same day of every week. I'm leaning toward posting every friday. So until next time.....