Did he REALLY just say that?

Ok..finshing up where I left off. He calls me back, and he's still sitting in my parking lot asking me again if I'll let him stay the night. He tells me that he'll sleep on the couch lol. As if I've given him an option to sleep in my bed...YEAH RIGHT! I tell him, he should have started his car a long time ago and been on the road by now. He complains about how sleepy he is so I told him, I'll talk to you while you drive so you can stay awake. He says " I'm going to come over on saturday and make love to you." WTF?? Did he REALLY just say that? By this point I'm thinking to myself...Awww poor thing is so darn sleepy, he's becoming dillusional lol! As I continued laughing in his EAR. He decides to go into detail about how he's going to make sweet love to me. After he finishes his sad description he says "ok?" Ummm yeah sure that'll be happening LMBO!! I told him "don't be upset when it doesn't happen." And he's all...."Just say ok." And through my laughter all I can say is "YEAH SURE." To be honest I really thought he was jokeing till he texted me on that saturday evening saying (so we still kicking it tonight?) Was he for real? HA HA HA. I texted back and say sorry I'm going out with my aunts. He texted back and say "Yep." Not really sure of what that text meant, but my guess is he's a little pissed off right now. I'm wondering if I'm being tested to see if I'll give in and break my celibacy. But let me tell ya, after being celibate for 5 years....A guy could kiss me in all the right spots and he STILL couldn't hit it!