What would happen if every woman in the world went on a sex strike for a month lol?

So last weekend two of my home boys came over to kick it. We had some wine and watched movies. I find it so fasinating how guys open up around me and talk to me as if I'm one of the guys. You guys remember my post " Always a Friend Never a Girlfriend " right? Well this night was a prime example of how guys see me as a home boy lol! Like any other time that I kick it with my guy friends, all they talk about is WOMEN, booty, breast, etc etc. They asked me to put the movie on "The Players Club". Well if you haven't seen it, watch it, but be warned that this movie is for the fellas lol. The movie is about a young lady who becomes a stripper at a place called the players club to pay for college. As we sat and watched the movie I looked at my two guy friends, their eyes were glued to the screen. A fire could have started in front of them and they wouldn't have noticed. In one of the scene's Lisa Ray dances on stage. They asked me to rewind it once she finished dancing. If you could have seen their faces. My goodness, why did God make sex such a curse for men? Why does sex turn them on sooo much. Why is it always sex sex sex with them? I wonder what would happen if every woman in the world went on a sex strike for a month? I'd bet their sperm would start getting cranky lol.

As we sat and watched the movies, they talked about women, and how fine or ugly some were. One of them is married and the other is single. But you would have thought they were both single. The way they talk about women amazes me. Here is a conversation between the two of them:

"Dang bro that one chick at your party was fine as hell."

"Which chick?"

"Man you know who I'm talking about, the one with the big ass."

"Oh her, yeah man she look good huh?"

"Is she single?"

"I think so."

"Do she mess with black dudes"

"Yeah"

"Ooohhh man, I wouldn't mine getting at her man."

"I feel you bro, she use to spend the night over my house sometime with my wife, MAN I can't help but to look at her bro."

"Swear she be staying the night?"

"Hell yeah, I ain't got no problem with it either bro lol"

"Nigga I wouldn't either lol."

"She got a perfect rack man, she be walking around in her pajamas, she be looking hella good."

(Me) "Your wife let another woman stay they night with you guys."

"All the time, why?"

(Me) she stupid, you should never bring another woman in your house like that"

"Why not lol?"

(Me) Hmm well let me see...Look at how your talking about her lol DUH."

"Man aint nothing wrong with looking."

"You got that right, ain't nothing wrong with looking lol, Bro you need to hook that up for me."

"Alright man."

(Me) MEN.... yall something else lol!

This is just one of the crazy conversations that night the three of us had. I'm never shocked or surprise by some of the things my guy friends say but I'm still amazed at how open they are around me. Isn't that crazy?