Ok.....I can't be the only chick on the planet suffering from what I like to call SEAT BELT HELL lol! WTH man?? I understand they were created for our safety, but they sure don't work for short women with big breast!
Every morning when I strap myself into my car and drive to work, I realized that every 5 to 10 seconds I'm pushing the belt down from under my freaken chin. It just continues to slide up over my breast. GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! It makes me so freaken irritated. YES I am a girl with big breast...but I know I'm not the only one in the world. And just in case some of you are reading this and want to ask me if I make sure the height is adjusted, that would be a big fat YES! It still does the same darn thing. I pretty much get choked by seat belt every freaken time I drive LOL! This has been with every car I've owned by the way. And don't respond to this post and tell me to put a pillow on my seat. My butt has enough cushion as it is LMBO!!
(I'll be honest and say most of the time I drive I don't wear it unless I'm on the free way or have people with me in the car lol!) I know its sad but its the truth. The other thing I do sometimes is tuck the part that is suppose to go across my chess under my left arm but that's really uncomfortable too. So what is a CHICK TO DO??
So I wanted to know who invented the seat belt for vehicles and decided to look it up on the Internet and of course it was a FLAT CHESTED MAN lol! Fellas....let me tell ya....yall are hella lucky. If any man experiences problems like this, please reply to this post, I would love to hear your story. For now I guess I'll continue to be chocked out by my car. I don't have a man so somebody has to keep me in check LOL!!!! Whew....I crack myself up. Till next time my fellow readers. Have a great weekend!!
You have me crackin' up with this one! I know what you mean and then you feel like you're getting rug burn on your chin and cheek...lol! Now that we're aware of who developed the seatbelt (thanks to your wonderful research), the next topic for review is: Is it possible to sue the automobile industry for physical discrimination? LOL
ReplyDelete@ Nek: Heck yeah, now days you can sue anybody for anything. I think I need to look into that lol!
ReplyDeleteJust to set the record straight: Veritcally challened guys get the same treament - flat chasted or not!! Especially in Japanese/Asian made cars! Now, you would think, our Asian brothers would understand and install seatbelts in cars to suit vertically challenged folk. And save your breath about the the tallest guy in the world in Chinese...SO!!? That guy is an exception, not the norm...but, I digressed! Honda, Toyota, Nissan and their derivatives, all mess with belts!
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